"My Three Pet Peeves."

"Pet Peeves" 

A pet peeve is something that irritates you beyond imagination. The reason pet peeves are so annoying is that you see them everyday. It's like when someone just pokes at you in the same spot with a tooth pick for many days in a row. It hurts just enough to aggravate you. A pet peeve is a noun.  

1. The Hall-Walker

It has happened to everyone. You're just walking down the hall, minding your own business, and all of a sudden that one person decides to slap you in the chest, arm, or face for no apparent reason. Just being hit was bad enough, but then for the rest of the day you flinch every time you see someone move when your walking down the hallway.

2. How Have You Not?

Here's the scene. You're at your friends house watching TV and they turn on a show you have never seen. Then they get all frustrated with you and say, "How have you not seen this show?!". I mean really? Why do you get mad because I haven't read the same book, watch the same movie, or listen to the same music as you? "But reIally, how have you not seen it?" It's actually quite simple. I'm just sitting at my house and I pick up the movie case and it magically levitates from my hands and disappears. That's how. 

3. Yeah sure, you don't have to introduce me.

I'll say it again, it's happened to everyone. Your just walking with your friend and they bump into someone they know. Immediately they start talking about something. "Yeah sure, you don't have to introduce me." Because either I have to introduce myself, or creep out in the back like a "pedo." Excuse the expression. 

4. Everything Kelsey Does. 

I put this because the first thing she said to me when I talked about this blog was,"He's just going to put everything I do." Yeah I went there.  

5. Just Keep It

 I'm extremely anal about my things. So when I let a friend borrow a book, or drink from my drink, or have a piece of something I automatically say, "Just keep it." I know it's weird, but that's just how I think. I don't know if it's because I think everyone else has a terminal illness or what? But it just bothers me.